Lambs voting for Wolves that eat them

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.”
Benjamin Franklin

My revisionist version of this Benjamin Franklin quote:

"Socialism is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Unfortunately the lamb can no longer contest the vote because wolves in lambs clothing went out and organized the lamb community to believe that they were the victims of a society run by rich, whiter, capitalist lambs who've been keeping them down. The wolves in lambs clothing told them they too could not only vote on what to have for dinner, but could also have the dinner of their fellow rich, whiter, capitalist lamb neighbors if they vote for the "Lambs that look like a wolf, smell like a wolf, but are really Lambs, party." These wolves in lambs clothing also convinced the lambs that guns were responsible for all the crime in the lamb communities. The lambs enthusiastically supported all the gun control laws and eventually a ban on gun ownership despite the skyrocketing crime. They believed the deception that the reason the crime increased was because they didn't have enough gun control. Eventually the wolves stopped dressing like lambs because the wolves had nothing to fear of the lambs because the lambs were unarmed. Most of the lambs were willfully ignorant of matters of politics and government and still didn't realize that they were voting for the wolves all along, and continued to vote "Lambs that look like a wolf, smell like a wolf, but are really Lambs, party...for Change". Hence now when it comes time to vote on what to have for dinner, two wolves proudly show up licking their chops, but only one lamb shows up who was elected based on their ability to "cross the aisle" in bipartisanship. Little did the moderate lamb know, lamb chops with mutton was on the menu, and the wolves now had the majority vote." - Benjamin

Lamb anyone?